The ferry back to Chumphon thankfully did not make us lose our breakfasts. We took a train to Surat Thani and then a mini bus to Phang Nga. We arrived in the evening (travel took up a great portion of many of our days!), found a hotel, and shared noodles and street pancakes for dinner. At this point, most of my body was covered in hives—the very beginning of many days of itchiness and accompanying depression. Originally I thought it was from snorkeling; maybe there had been jelly fish in the water or I brushed up against a coral or something. As the hives spread and covered my body—nearly everywhere but my face—I hadn’t a clue what they were from.
On our first morning in Phang Nga, I bought a new camera with money I had borrowed from my mother (the beginning of my debt that has only grown since the trip!). Malone and I then rented bikes and rode them 8 kilometers to Sa Nang Manora Forest. It was beautiful and void of tourists. Biking there, everyone on the street waved to us and shouted “Hello!”; it was probably rare for them to see foreigners like us riding past. The ride was beautiful, with blue sky, limestone peaks in the distance, banana and rubber trees, and nice homes with flowers everywhere. When we got to the forest, we parked our bikes and began to walk down the path, past a creek and some small waterfalls, where we stopped to cool off. Thai families swam in the small, cool pools in their clothes, so we kept ours on too and enjoyed the cold water, with fish nibbling our feet.
We sat on the wet rocks and played with a stick bug we had found before walking along a path into the jungle for about 2 kilometers, with buttressed trees, small caves, beautiful ferns, and the creek by our side. We followed two young Thai men on the hike, and they were very kind—we could tell they were looking out for us and willing to help us up the steep parts and show us the caves. I was grateful for my new camera, but the hike and bike took a lot out of me, and I was feeling pretty ill. It was at this point that I realized my hives were probably a reaction to my malaria pills, which I had been taking for about a month and a half at this point. Why did I have a sudden reaction to them after taking the pill for so long? I don’t know, but it was a good three or four days after the hives began appearing that I knew to stop taking the medication. It would be another week before the hives disappeared. In any case, when we biked back into town, it had started to drizzle, and I wasn’t feeling well, so I went back to our hotel while Malone went on to explore some more. I tried to get a watermelon shake in a cafĂ© across the street, but the owner wouldn’t let me have it because she said it was bad for my stomach! It was all that I wanted and she refused to sell it to me. I was frustrated, and itchy! I felt better after we had noodles for dinner and hydrated.
In the morning we got pancakes at the market, then back at the hotel, an elephant walked into the lobby! Malone paid 20 baht to feed it some sugar cane. The elephant stuck its trunk out expectantly, took the sugar from Malone’s hand, stuck it in its mouth, then immediately stuck its trunk out again for more. It reminded me of the end scene in A Clockwork Orange when the main character is being fed in his hospital bed. It was funny to see the elephant just strolling down the street in Phang Nga, though.
After the elephant departed, we were picked up in a truck along with other people who would be on our tour of the bay for the day. Since we were leaving Phang Nga right after the tour, we left all our luggage at the tour office, which was right next to the bus station. We were then shuttled to the pier, from which we disembarked into a longtail boat. Most of the people in our group were speaking French, so we didn’t talk much to them. Malone and I sat near the back of the boat, where the motor thrummed in our ears all day. There was a canopy over the boat, but I was still in the sun for most of the day, and this was one of the few times that I got pretty sunburned. Our journey began with a tour through the mangrove forest that lined the bay. The mangroves seemed thick and healthy. We saw a common water monitor lizard swimming, a white-bellied sea eagle, and several otters in the water.
When we finished passing through the mangrove forest, we entered into the bay—Ao Phang Nga—where we were met with open turquoise water, sun, waves, blue sky, and towering limestone formations in different shapes and sizes climbing out of the water. We spent a good portion of the day in the boat, just absorbing these formations, and the view was never tiring. We stopped for a lunch of fried rice on a beach that was partly shaded by the limestone behind it but partly in the sun nearer to the water. The water was deliciously warm, crystal clear, and wonderful to swim in. We stopped at another limestone island, where a spacious cave stood with sparkling formations and a crevice at the opposite end through which we could see the other side of the bay.
Back in the boat, we passed under two caves, where the ceiling was decorated with stalagmites and the green water lapped at the limestone walls. We stopped again at an island, made famous by a James Bond movie and therefore known as James Bond Island. It was a pretty spot, but no more remarkable than any other limestone tower, and not nearly as special because it was completely overrun with tourists. Skimpily clad people posed in sexy positions in front of the limestone tower while Muslim vendors, covered from head to toe, were subjected to near-nudity and poor behavior.
We moved on from the crowded place quickly and stopped at the Muslim fishing village, pausing along the way to see a 3,000 year old painting on a cave ceiling. They were the colors of mud and showed pictures of fish and men. The fishing village was a village built entirely on stilts in the water with a concrete pier and walkway where villagers sold fish and souvenirs. This place was also touristy, but much more genuine than James Bond Island, with longtail boats docked, nets hung in the water, and villagers gutting fish for sale. Scales covered the walkway. I was growing tired of looking at the same shells and necklaces and sarongs for sale when a woman approached me and shoved a diapered gibbon into my arms and asked for my camera. I knew she was going to ask for money once she took my picture holding the ape, and while I did not necessarily approve of the subjugation of the poor creature for profit, it all happened so quickly. He was adorable though, and very soft and light. After I returned the gibbon, we walked back through the village to our boat, which returned us to the pier as dark storm clouds filled the sky.
We were transported back to the bus station and got on a bus to our next stop on the Thai Peninsula: Phuket. It’s actually pronounced Poo-ket, but really, fuck it—we were in for a terrible several days in that town due to my hives, which has only gotten worse, and a migraine headache that consumed Malone for days on end. When we arrived, we looked initially at the hostel where Leonardo DiCaprio stayed in the movie The Beach, but instead chose to stay at the Thalang Guest House which seemed much cleaner and came with a complimentary breakfast. This was a good choice, because we spent most of our time in Phuket in the hotel room—Malone sleeping in the dark and me showering about 3 times a day because the hot water on my skin was the only thing that slightly relieved my itching. I also spent a great deal of time on Skype trying to change my flight to come home early—that’s how desperate I was for medical attention to my hives and how homesick they made me. Needless to say, I was unable to change my flight. The hives lasted a good ten days before disappearing and I had never experienced anything quite like it. Other than access to some good food in Phuket, we spent a few hours at Patong, one of the popular beaches, but it was so overrun with people that it was impossible to judge the beach’s beauty. And it was HOT. There were many nude bathers; I watched a Muslim woman giving a massage to a completely naked European woman and wondered about people’s respect for other cultures and places. Indeed, Phuket was not the place for us, and after a visit to the hospital for a new anti-malarial (where the motorbike driver charged me twice as much as he said he would after I stood arguing with him for a good 10 minutes), healing our wounds, and resting, we moved on.