The following day was actually even worse. We took a tuk tuk to the bus station; the tuk
tuk was a carriage hooked on to a bike. Not a motorbike—just a bike. There was barely enough room for the two of
us in the carriage, and our backpacks hung precariously from an S-hook on the
back of the carriage. We had breakfast
at the bus station and got on a late morning bus to Udan Thani. This is my number one recommendation to anyone
traveling to Udan Thani: get there early so you can catch the next bus. We failed to do this. We therefore had to spend the night in Udan
Thani.
Why wouldn’t you want to spend the night in Udan Thani, you
ask? Though the town is a transportation
hub, with three major bus stations, it is also the capital of sex
tourism. Therefore, everywhere you look,
there are fat, old, white men—the ones who wear white socks with sandals and
have giant beer bellies—walking around with beautiful young Thai women. It was utterly depressing. Every place in that town was shady. We even had trouble finding places to eat. We also had trouble finding a place to stay. A young man took us around the city in his tuk
tuk, which was motorbike driven, to hotel after hotel, looking for a place we
could stay, his brakes squealing like a dying animal the whole time. Finally, we found a place that had room. It was expensive for what it was. It was the first place we stayed that had a
squat toilet; the sink didn’t have a drain, so when you ran water, it just ran
straight to the floor and drained from there; there was a cockroach in the
bathroom; and the sheets on the beds had clearly never been changed. Not wanting to spend any time in that room, we
left for dinner and then walked around a night market, which was more like a
mall. It was an equally depressing place
because tons of puppies were locked away in small cages, waiting to be sold. When it was time to sleep, we walked back to
our room. Malone and I shared what
looked like the cleaner bed and we spent what was probably the worst night of
the trip.
Our third miserable day started early in the morning when we
got on a bus to Vientiane, Laos. On our way to the border, the bus stopped
along the side of the road; somebody took our backpacks out of the storage area
of the bus, and a man pointed at us through the window and told us to get off. Confused, we got off, and a tuk tuk driver took
us to a building where we could get our Laos visas. The problem with this was that we were pretty
sure we could get our visas at the border, just as we had when we arrived in Thailand. However, we had been kicked off the bus, didn’t
know where we were in relation to the border, and didn’t really know how to
ask. We sat there, aware that we were
being ripped off, and handed over our passports to the woman behind the desk,
who filled our a few forms for us and charged us between seventy and eighty
dollars for the process. Two women then
got into the tuk tuk with us, which took us to the border, and we felt our
stomachs sink when they marched us up to the “Visa Upon Arrival” sign and
handed us $36 each—the cost of the Laos visa. That’s right—we paid almost $80 for a $36 visa
and a $1 bus ride across the Friendship
Bridge between Thailand and Laos. We were angry, so angry—but there was nothing
we could do at that point. The Lao
official at the counter lightened the mood a little by making fun of us for
what had happened. I bet he sees it all
the time. We learned our lesson, though,
and wouldn’t be fooled again, though the Thai people would try to do the same
at the Cambodian border and at the Malaysian border—and get this—the Malaysian
visa is free!
From the bus station in Vientiane,
the capital of Laos,
we found ourselves in another sketchy situation. We tried to arrange a mini-bus ride to Vang
Vieng, and we followed around a couple of men who kept arguing with each other
and handing each other money, until finally one of them took us to his
mini-van. Somewhat terrified, wondering where we
would be taken, we finally relaxed (though Malone got super car sick) and
eventually arrived in Vang Vieng, where we were taken to a somewhat pricey
bungalow that afforded a beautiful sunset view. The peacefulness of the Nam Song River and the
beauty of the sunset between the limestone karst mountains relaxed us and
prepared us to enjoy a beautiful place in the coming days.